Ugh. Surprise visit from my sister and nephews at ass o'clock on a Saturday.
This is stupid for two reasons.
(1) I literally walked through the door and collapsed on my futon an hour before that
(2) Apartment not even close to decent enough for KIDS to see it. LET ALONE KIDS THAT LOOK UP TO ME WTF WAS SHE THINKING. They cried and asked if I was going to be homeless now.
Well, I know what she was thinking. BUT SERIOUSLY. I bought you a house and put you through nursing school, stop criticizing my garbage bag curtains! Stapling them together was a lot of hard work!!! I mean, they still fall down sometimes, and I end up scarring poor umbrella man for life when I change, but WHATEVER.
Why does having my own apartment feel more adult than having a mortgage or buying a motorcycle?
Can I staple convenience store bathmats together to make a rug? Is that acceptable?
Can I just pre-game IKEA? Sis left me a bottle of conbini whiskeyonly my favorite thing in the entire world. I think that's the thing that fandom people call hurt/comfort.
This is stupid for two reasons.
(1) I literally walked through the door and collapsed on my futon an hour before that
(2) Apartment not even close to decent enough for KIDS to see it. LET ALONE KIDS THAT LOOK UP TO ME WTF WAS SHE THINKING. They cried and asked if I was going to be homeless now.
Well, I know what she was thinking. BUT SERIOUSLY. I bought you a house and put you through nursing school, stop criticizing my garbage bag curtains! Stapling them together was a lot of hard work!!! I mean, they still fall down sometimes, and I end up scarring poor umbrella man for life when I change, but WHATEVER.
Why does having my own apartment feel more adult than having a mortgage or buying a motorcycle?
Can I staple convenience store bathmats together to make a rug? Is that acceptable?
Can I just pre-game IKEA? Sis left me a bottle of conbini whiskey